Carlos Mencia

[Victor Eremita]

I don't usually watch Mencia, but there was one segment in an episode of Mind of Mencia; it was Peter Boyle doing his grumpy old man act. It was very amusing the way he said it:

Boyle: You know what pisses me off? Woman who like men with hair. I came into this world bald, and I'm leaving that way. Respect that b****es! (runs hand over bald head)

Boyle: I'm tired of all this b****in' about athletes using steroids. If these morons wanna shrink their family jewels, just to hit a couple of extra homeruns, I say let them! It's not like I have to suffer the consequences! I get to watch good sports, and I still have my huge balls.

Boyle: What pisses me off is when people think old people are grumpy. F***k you!




... and it wasn't even Mencia; so nah, he's not much of a comedian.