I am God.

iconoclast · #1 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 03:55 PM

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Mr. Fight the Power · #2 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 06:05 PM

I have grievances.

Holiday20310401 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 06:10 PM

So... why does God choose to live then?

Is it for selfless humor?

Arjen · #4 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iconoclast

I am God.
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PLeased to meet you, so am I.

VideCorSpoon · #5 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 11:01 PM

“A doctor takes his first rounds at an asylum. He goes up to the first patient he sees and asks, “Who do you think you are?” The patient replied, “I, sir, am Napoleon!” “And how do you know you are Napoleon,” asked the doctor. The patient replied, “Because God told me so.” Then, from across the room, another patient yelled, “I... DID... NOT!!!”

Holiday20310401 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-18-2008, 11:32 PM

So God doesn't want a reply? But then why write in the first place?

Holiday20310401 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 12:41 AM

That is the problem with pretending to be God. You can't, and such is the nature of perfection, and all the better.

God is insane, as viewed in such a "ultimate" perfect stance.

Deftil · #8 (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 05:52 AM

if you're a pantheist, then we're all God in a way.

how nice for us.

FatalMuse · #9 (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 07:19 AM

I am God.
I am not God.
I am God
I am not God.
I am...

urangutan · #10 (**permalink**) 08-19-2008, 08:51 AM

I feel like Hansel or Gretel, I left all these clues to point my way round and A Little Bird has gobbled them all up. Having eaten His fill, They now claim to be Whom I was leading to see.

Do not be bemused, I left the capitalising emphasii, so as not to belittle you.

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